Speaking of ads…

It's not even August yet, and there are Back to School ads on the radio! It's still too early for that! These advertisers seem to be advertising these things earlier each year. There should be a law that prevents advertisers from advertising holidays and other events too early.
 

Holiday	Earliest Date Commercials, promotions, store displays, etc. should start
Back to School	August 15
Halloween	October 15
Thanksgiving	November 1
Christmas, Kwanzaa	The day after Thanksgiving
Hanukkah	The day after Thanksgiving, or three weeks before the first night, whichever is earlier.
Valentine's Day	The Monday after Martin Luther King Day
St. Patrick's Day	March 1
Easter	March 18
Mother's Day	April 25
Memorial Day (Start of Summer)	The day after Mother's Day
Father's Day	May 25
Independence Day	June 15

That way, the ads were sensible.